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Penis Extensions

Warfare has always been
About extending your will
Further than your enemies.
Stones, spears and bows and arrows
Were all used in fornication.
Then crossbows, muskets,
Cannons and bombs were invented
To fuck with the masses
Until the big one
Finally comes on the scene.
Nuclear weapons are the biggest dicks yet
So we have to keep a watchful eye
On all the tiny fools
Masturbating near the buttons.

–Ron Kolm


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